Monthly Archives: September 2026
Douche for Douche Mask
Masc? Right. Where?
Thank God I’m a Country Douche
Probably votes Republican too.
Prob
Kind Douche
Ass-thetic Douche
An admitted body nazi and overall douche. HIs brains are in his abs apparently.
Ping Polo Douche
Hard Mess
What the hell is this one going on about?
Glamour Douche
He wants ‘masculine’ guys, but doesn’t his photo look like a Glamour Shot™?
No Asians… Really?
Engaged Douche
He’s engaged? What would marry this arrogant twat?