I’m not sure what any of this means, but it definitely seems douchey.
Monthly Archives: May 2026
No Country for Young Douche
This Grindr douche has a problem with geographic regions. How does he feel about the people who live in them? Or, does he just not date land masses?
Self-described Homophobic Grindr Douche
What a great selling point for this Grindr douche… homophobia! 
OT: Death Certificate for Tank Heathcliff Hafertepen
Tank Hafertepen’s death was clearly caused by his use of silicone to make his genitals larger. More info here.
Ugly Douche
Apparently, this racist Grindr douche doesn’t know that he’s ugly too.
Pretty Open Douche
This Grindr douche is “pretty open…” as long as you’re white.
Yet Another MAGA Douche
Too bad this grindr douche doesn’t have the balls to put his photo on his shitty profile.
Emoji Douche
This Grindr douche is so clever in his use of emoji to express his many -isms. Good for him. He’s going places!
99 Percent Douche
This grindr douche claims to be in the 1 percent, but the other 99 percent is pure douchebag.
Nice as Possible Douche
This grindr douche is being as nice as possible, yet all he wants to let prospective suiters know about himself is that he doesn’t like black guys. So, all he is telling us is that he’s racist. NOTHING ELSE!
