Tank Hafertepen’s death was clearly caused by his use of silicone to make his genitals larger. More info here.
Monthly Archives: April 2025
Ugly Douche
Apparently, this racist Grindr douche doesn’t know that he’s ugly too.
Pretty Open Douche
This Grindr douche is “pretty open…” as long as you’re white.
Yet Another MAGA Douche
Too bad this grindr douche doesn’t have the balls to put his photo on his shitty profile.
Emoji Douche
This Grindr douche is so clever in his use of emoji to express his many -isms. Good for him. He’s going places!
99 Percent Douche
This grindr douche claims to be in the 1 percent, but the other 99 percent is pure douchebag.
Nice as Possible Douche
This grindr douche is being as nice as possible, yet all he wants to let prospective suiters know about himself is that he doesn’t like black guys. So, all he is telling us is that he’s racist. NOTHING ELSE!
Anti-Semitic Douche
Aside from this douche profile being blatantly anti-Semitic, it appears to be an odd provocation from someone who clearly doesn’t understand the gay community. Why would he say, “how do you get a Jewish girl’s number,” instead of “how do you get a Jewish guy’s number?”  It seems like some Nazi is trying to troll Grindr to encourage more hate.
Knowing Me Knowing Douche
Let’s keep it racial and douchey.
Trumpy Douche
LIke our horrible orange president, this douche really hates Mexicans. Why?
