Messy Plaid Douche

July 26th, 2011
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29 Responses to “Messy Plaid Douche”

  1. Froggie Says:

    Not really sure which one is sadder: the fact that he looks way older than 21, or that he’s only 21 and already a racist. Parenting fail?

  2. Oldie but a goodie Says:

    He looks more like 41, not 21.

  3. Oldie but a goodie Says:

    Btw I wonder how these people interact with their Asian (or black or whatever they try to put down in their profiles) friends and colleagues outside of Grindr, like at their workplace or school?

  4. SVK Says:

    Wearing a plaid shirt doesn’t make you brawny. His necklace doesn’t match what he’s wearing. Furthermore, I refuse to believe that he’s 21! I want to see a birth certificate.

  5. tripes Says:

    I love all these latent racism. Unfortunately, many white males do not find this offensive.

  6. readycarlos Says:

    “Need not apply”? Apply for what? Your fashion consultant, tanning booth operator, cheap beer supplier?……..

  7. Jake Says:

    Asians need apply to fix every gap between in every tooth he has there…

  8. Ernesto Says:

    Lmao@Readycarlos…well said man

  9. Ernesto Says:

    Brawny man didn’t have this much sun damage…from a tanning bed me thinks

  10. goshman Says:

    He sure looks 30 and above. SAD

    I just cant stand racists. Not every Asian found him attractive.

  11. Jake Says:

    TO THE ADMIN, PLEASE FIX YOUR PAGES, MOST ARE MISSING SUBMIT BUTTONS TO EVEN MAKE COMMENTS

  12. admin Says:

    I”m sorry. I don’t know how> I suck at CSS. Maybe soon I can pay someone to fix.

  13. sammie j Says:

    If he’s 21, then I’m an embryo.

  14. jimmy_gt Says:

    Yeah, he looks way older then 21. And that gap tooth looks silly.

  15. sammie j Says:

    Maybe he’s mad that Asians tend to age better than he has, hehe.

  16. DJD90065 Says:

    If he’s the Brawny Towel Man, then where’s his roll of towels? There’s a mess needs cleanin’!

  17. gimmeabreak Says:

    The tooth gap is sexxxy. And he’s right, if he doesn’t want to hook up with Asians, then Asians damn need not apply.

    Meanwhile, I’m down for Mr. Brawny.

  18. Gordon Says:

    Worst Madonna look-alike I’ve ever seen!

  19. Leo7 Says:

    I get it, everybody has preferences. But why be a douche and list them? Why not just say “not interested” if somebody you don’t like contacts you? (And by the same token, how come listing a race you’re into isn’t considered equally offensive?)

  20. aniki Says:

    China is going to ask you fucking douchebags to pay back all your debt immediately..without china, you wont even have an iphone

  21. Thyxip Says:

    21? In what? Dog years?

    The guy in that picture is about 40.

  22. Todd Says:

    Lol, I’m 43, and I look younger than this guy. Alcohol is not his friend, neither is the tanning beds

  23. Pup Ajax Says:

    He’s the Brawny man after being decimated by some near-fatal disease.
    Also, more Asians for me! Yay.

  24. Oh, no fucking way Says:

    Now way in hell is this dude 21. How many tanning beds do you have to lay in and cigarettes do you have to smoke to look like THAT by 21.

  25. John Says:

    U b UGLY man

  26. sebby Says:

    hes at least 30+

    i think saying ‘no asians’ is like a proxy for saying ‘no black, latin, anything but white’ since for some reason it seems less offensive to say ‘no asians’. I mean what kind of black, latin guy would reply to this douche if they read that?

  27. urbanD Says:

    He looks like Jeff from BB, who failed at rehab and went to value village blindfolded to then run to his parents’ house to take this picture. He looks like he’s 75.

  28. Aus Says:

    The ego has landed

  29. Cris Says:

    he’s hot, but that’s probably God’s compensation for his attitude. He’ll probably get lots of sex offer but will die alone, which is pretty sad if you ask me.

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