Of his three requirements, which does he himself meet?
Got Douche?
Chatty Douche
Masc Musc Douche
KoOl DoUchE
Well now we can all relax now that we finally understand how gay people should act… when they are acting straight on Grindr.
Animal Cruelty DOuche
BiBi Douche
Who was that masked douche?
Ginger H8 Douche
Chill Douche
He must have gone to the wrong parade this year.