Oh thanks for the PHILOSOPHY, honey!
"We all know deep, romantic, and meaningful relationships start with showing off a headless torso..."
A lot can change in two years.
OOOH! A published playwright AND masc? NO WAY!
Where's Fred Phelps when you need him?
Few things are douchier than planking... ok saying "Holler" perhaps.
Just a douche.
All your douchebag needs from the profiles of Grindr. Tumblr censors. Long live the public web.