Category Archives: douchebags

Dis-Ease Douche

Oh but what you are missing, my darling, is that you are infected with the worst disease of all: ASSHOLISM.

 

High Douche

Now, girlFREYND, I can see where you'd need LOTS of drugs in order for you to feel adequately cool, but you're better off without them. You're a hot meece.

 

Don’t be a gay just be a douche.

Don't be gay when you goatse my hole.

 

Loves Life + Specific Races Only Douche

Peace, Love, Racism... dude!

 

Prince Cuntface

Get over yourself, girl. Princes generally don't look like Sarah Jessica Parker's identical cousin.

 

Not Not a Douchebag

Really? Well your BMI would indicate otherwise.

 

The Devil in Miss Douche

oh, please just go to hell yourself, asshole!

 

Look Twice Douche

look twice at this grindr douche

 

Sepia Douche

Gladly.

 

Vengeful Douche

Can't imagine why anyone would cheat on such a charming, mellow individual.