12 thoughts on “Seductive Douche”

  1. Grindresis 3:2-6

    And the femqueer said to the serpent, “We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the grindr”; but Grindr said, “You shall not eat of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the iphones, neither shall you touch it, lest you die.” But the serpent said to the femqueer, “just because I look seductive in my picture doesnt mean your getting any so fuck off”

  2. Whoa… thought this was Bruno/Sacha Baron Cohen for a minute. “How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo? Vassup?”

  3. Just because he can’t use capital letters or periods, can’t spell “doesn’t” or “you’re” and posts puerile bubble bath poses of himself publicly doesn’t mean he’s an idiot. Oh, wait, yes it does.

  4. Damn. I didn’t find it that seductive anyways. More like high on PCP. “Fuck off” ? Really? Not even the most beautiful person would want to approach that!

  5. This isn’t necessarily arrogant. I read it to mean he isn’t easy-that just because he’s posing (with an attempt) to exude sexuality, doesn’t mean he is gonna be looking for it


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