Thank God I’m a Country Douche

thank-god-im-a-country-douche

Probably votes Republican too.

Prob

 

 

No Memo Douche

 a-list-no-memo grindr douche

Looks like someone didn’t get the updated A-List.

 

 

Kind Douche

Kind Grindr douche.

 

Ass-thetic Douche

ass-thetic

An admitted body nazi and overall douche. HIs brains are in his abs apparently.

 

 

Ping Polo Douche

grindr douche ping polo boy

 

Hard Mess

hard-mess

What the hell is this one going on about?

 

 

Glamour Douche

glamour-douche

He wants ‘masculine’ guys, but doesn’t his  photo look like a Glamour Shot™?

 

 

No Asians… Really?

 

Engaged Douche

engaged-grindr-douche

He’s engaged? What would marry this arrogant twat?

 

 

Dam Douche

Dam-Douche

Oh how I love to fantasize about vapid assholes like this getting old.