Mirror-less Douche

Tags: body nazi, extreme lolz
Posted in douchebags | Comments (43)

43 Responses to “Mirror-less Douche”

1. B Says:
   October 20th, 2011 at 8:52 am

   Looks like he might need to block himself!
2. Be Says:
   October 20th, 2011 at 9:35 am

   WOW!!! This coming from someone fat, ugly, & with zits & a big cold sore on his lip!!! YUCK!!!
3. Parker Says:
   October 20th, 2011 at 9:43 am

   Absolutely revolting, vomit-inducing and blinding. Someone harpoon this whale
4. allan Says:
   October 20th, 2011 at 10:32 am

   HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
5. NiceTry Says:
   October 20th, 2011 at 11:26 am

   Hon, I’ve got news for you. You might want to sit down.
6. BJC Says:
   October 20th, 2011 at 2:13 pm

   Has anyone noticed his fringe? Omg
7. Antonio Says:
   October 20th, 2011 at 5:39 pm

   At 6’1 225 lbs, he ain’t exactly fit himself. Talk about a douchebag.

   What’s up with people taking pics of themselves inside their cars? Are they stuck in traffic or something?
8. martino Says:
   October 20th, 2011 at 9:03 pm

   Trick, no black men are trying to chat with you! Dream on!
9. pierre Says:
   October 20th, 2011 at 10:55 pm

   Apparently guys with Herpes Simplex 1 are fine and dandy, though, from the looks of his lip. Blacks and fat guys, you’ve lucked out!
10. Miranda Hobbs Says:
    October 21st, 2011 at 11:04 am

    This is true to form, because most gay men are DELUSIONAL like this guy.
11. Parker Says:
    October 21st, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    Miranda, please wash your cooch. You have that “not so fresh” aroma and it’s stinking up the site. Thanks hon.
12. Kyle Says:
    October 22nd, 2011 at 12:54 am

    At 6’1″, he’s technically overweight at 190lbs unless he’s exceptionally muscular. At 226 lbs, he’s only a couple of lbs from technically obese.
13. BJC Says:
    October 23rd, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    Fat racist. That’s all.
14. Brent Says:
    October 23rd, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    Another self-hating bigger guy. Everyone has preferences or a “type”, just don’t be a dick about it. Oh, and he should really get some Abreva for that massive cold sore.
15. Chitown Kev Says:
    October 23rd, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    LOL
16. Timmy Says:
    October 24th, 2011 at 6:28 am

    He does look a little chunky so needs to lay off fat comments. Maybe it’s just a bad pic.
17. Timmy Says:
    October 24th, 2011 at 8:07 am

    And for the record a big black chunky guy sounds good to me.
18. Justin Says:
    October 24th, 2011 at 9:21 am

    Pooka shells? Really?
19. Timmy Says:
    October 25th, 2011 at 1:17 am

    What’s a pooka shell?
20. 8oh!8 Says:
    October 25th, 2011 at 3:08 am

    Timmy, Justin is referring to the shells used to make his necklace. Basically he is the guys necklace is tacky…and I agree!! Yuck!
21. Timmy Says:
    October 25th, 2011 at 5:55 am

    I’ve seen worse. I was an asshole at that age too u suppose. You live n learn !
22. Dr Lulzington Says:
    October 25th, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    I’m neither black nor fat, but I’d still totally block.

    Nice lip herpes, BTW.
23. Juda Says:
    October 26th, 2011 at 1:30 am

    Lol I’m sure In the hell not tryong to get with this mrs. piggy looking bitch anyways……..
24. Anthony Says:
    October 30th, 2011 at 9:20 am

    What’s with the eyebrows?!
25. Meow Says:
    November 2nd, 2011 at 8:23 am

    What if you are black & fat?
26. Miley Says:
    November 8th, 2011 at 6:18 am

    I can’t look at it for more than a few seconds at a time or I start dry reaching…
27. BJC Says:
    November 11th, 2011 at 5:24 am

    http://stopracismandhomophobiaongrindr.com/
28. stephen Says:
    November 14th, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    oh, an externalising blockophile! we need a new word where, even the responsibility for the ‘block’ button is put on the target of the racism and homophobia!

    That’s lazy blockophilia – I know, lazy blockophilia -
29. Bryan Says:
    November 16th, 2011 at 4:04 am

    LMFAO..THIS GUY CAN BE SERIOUS!!!..THIS JUST CANT BE LIFE!?!..HAHAHA HES LIKE A PIG CALLING A ROSTER PHAT..WILBUR IS THAT YOU?..LMAO Hes no where near cute and from the size of him, he just screams pencil dick..lol
30. Bryan Says:
    November 16th, 2011 at 4:06 am

    Seone put an apple in his mouth a roast shamoo..lol
31. John Says:
    November 21st, 2011 at 8:48 am

    This douche needs to take a look in the mirror. What an ugly fuck….
32. Dominique Says:
    December 6th, 2011 at 2:19 am

    He’s fking fat himself, fatass!
33. Matt Says:
    December 22nd, 2011 at 5:00 am

    You’re fat. Find a weight room. And the sore on your bottom lip is scary.

    Nice necklace…Pookah douche.
34. davidlime Says:
    January 31st, 2012 at 3:37 am

    I wonder if he is blocking himself! LMAO.
35. CC Says:
    March 14th, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    He’s fat, ugly, he probably stinks, and needs to go back to studying for his biology test…

    …tomorrow’s school!
36. Krusha Says:
    April 3rd, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    As someone black and fat, I can honestly say….EWWWWW!!!!! Ain’t nobody checking for this herpes-having inbred neanderthal, looking like an ugly-ass caveman…
37. A Says:
    April 21st, 2012 at 1:57 am

    Thats a Munsin
38. Manc Says:
    April 29th, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    That must be a dog collar around his neck… he has the manners of a dog.. shame on him.
39. readycarlos Says:
    May 2nd, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    The request by this guy to be blocked is quite revealing. He is asking to be rejected before you even have the chance to reject him. Is a sense, beating you to the punchline. It’s a very sad insight to someone with very low self-esteem. Anyone viewing his profile would be wise to block him as a relationship with anyone this self-hating would be impossible.
40. Mac Says:
    May 15th, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    No need to get on his weight.
41. BB Says:
    May 16th, 2012 at 4:18 am

    Mac,
    let’s be real, chubbies are either adorable or fucking annoying. this one has some acute cuteness deficiency.
42. Greg Martinez Says:
    May 31st, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    Obviously you don’t have a mirror.Otherwise you could see your double chin. Get a grip!!
43. brian Says:
    June 26th, 2012 at 11:56 pm

    he looks so greasy…what an abortion, he should be blocked just based on his hair alone. he looks 35 at 18.