He claims to be white, but he's lying. He's orange.
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July 21st, 2011 at 10:24 pm
Nice tan ,snooki called she wants her tan back.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:54 pm
Someone mixed Tang with their lotion this morning!
July 22nd, 2011 at 1:22 am
Oompa Douche-a.
July 22nd, 2011 at 1:37 am
hahahahha, good one
July 22nd, 2011 at 1:42 am
He also claims to be 20, so that’s a second count of lying.
July 22nd, 2011 at 5:52 am
She did her make up with crushed cheetos
July 22nd, 2011 at 7:50 am
Racism and illiteracy is open slather but I’m Not sure how comfortable I am calling someone a douche based purely on their appearance.
July 22nd, 2011 at 10:53 am
I agree with AB, this fellow falls more under “hot chicks with douchebags” type douche and that’s based strictly on personal appearance. And although it’s comical it’s not the proper sort of douche for this site.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:10 pm
I’m pretty sure it translates to: “if you like what you see then chat me up, if you don’t like what you see then fuck what you think”. nice.
July 22nd, 2011 at 6:17 pm
I think you guys are just haters, all he said in French was ” if you like what you see come and talk and you don’t I don’t care about you think, peace” now how is that a douch ? Because he tan ? He is not even coky or rude but you guys are juging him because he is orange you guys should have a taste of the douchbags in London !
July 22nd, 2011 at 7:58 pm
This guy live in Montreal and I know him. It’s the perfect reincarnation of douchebag, nothing else!
July 23rd, 2011 at 9:08 am
I think douche is a relative term. You may not think him being orange is a douchey trait. I just so happen to think his “tan” is ridiculously douchey.
Tomato, tuhmahtoe
July 23rd, 2011 at 2:34 pm
It’s not like we’re criticizing him on some inherent part of his physical appearance. He made a conscious choice to go out there and “orangeify” himself. It looks hideous, and we’re just calling him out on it.
July 23rd, 2011 at 3:20 pm
The whole presentation is a mess here! Louis vuitton scarf? That’s a double douche apart from the super orangina douche!
July 23rd, 2011 at 4:03 pm
Justin who are you to judge his tan and what if he likes to look orange ? What about you, you took the same name then Justin bieber, should I judge you for that too ? God he might be a sweet guys but your are bashing about his tan… you guys are the reason why, we as gay , are stereotyped as retarded look obsessed queens sorry
July 23rd, 2011 at 10:34 pm
Hahaha FINALLY a femme douche gets called out. This queen is a total mess.
July 24th, 2011 at 9:23 am
Eo, pull the stick out of your ass. This site exists solely for the purpose of judging Grindr profiles, not to engage in philosophical discourse on evaluating people based on their appearance. Yes, he may be a nice guy. But like Honolulu said, his whole presentation is a mess. Most people (gay or str8) would find this just ridiculous.
July 25th, 2011 at 1:37 pm
I’m sorry but slathering yourself in Cheeto dust and thinking you look like the bomb is the definition of douchebaggery!
July 26th, 2011 at 11:34 pm
Oh good lord… like Margaret Cho said, he and Donatella Versace are going to get together and found their own race of Oompa-Loompas… I PROMISE you all that we Montrealers/French-speakers aren’t all bright orange space aliens…
August 1st, 2011 at 3:58 pm
New character on the “Jersey Shore”
August 2nd, 2011 at 8:39 am
Guys like this…. seriously… Do they just like, smear faeces all over themselves, or something?
August 11th, 2011 at 1:16 am
Erick here adds a little Kraft mac & cheese powder to his bronzer for that little extra “je ne sais quoi.”
September 6th, 2011 at 9:43 pm
que es lo que esta pasando aquiiiiii!?
September 17th, 2011 at 9:15 pm
is that what French texting looks like? Oh my god my soul died.
November 13th, 2011 at 12:50 am
I hope that’s from too much spray tan, otherwise someone’s going to look like an old Coach bag in a few years …