Thesaurus Douche

July 4th, 2011
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18 Responses to “Thesaurus Douche”

  1. Matt Says:

    More like Thesaurus Douche, lol

  2. mo Says:

    I’ve actually met this guy. He’s extremely hot and quite witty. He can douche me anytime because he is fine fine fine!

  3. Nick Says:

    Yeah, LAME profile, but when you look that good, you have every right to demand a hot guy.

  4. Kiwizoo Says:

    Nah, he’s definitely a douche.

  5. Shawn Says:

    Yeah, he’s a douche. Sesquipedalian isn’t a noun. It’s exclusively an adjective.

    And it’s worth bragging about that he’s brought about disrepute to his family and is now returning home? Or that he’s dried out his family’s bank accounts? Or that he likes to compare himself to plants?

    So much for his logophilia.

  6. Greg Says:

    This guy isn’t real or someone regularly uses his pics on adam4adam. Some guy into “fantasies” and bulges. Tries to convince you to have a threesome type encounter but only the guy pretending to be the image comes and he’s fat, old and gross. Beware!

  7. Rand Says:

    The Thesaurus is douchey but I wish he would shut up and fuck me.

  8. Yo Says:

    So, he’s someone who spends money recklessly, a fanatic of words, and lacks knowledge of grammar? I wonder what he is trying to compensate for.

  9. Drew Says:

    HOTT… wait… let ME go douche so i can send him a message!

  10. WoW Says:

    He’s got kinda sad eyes (/.\)

  11. chuchu Says:

    he’s sexy, but that sentence makes him come off as pretentious

  12. readycarlos Says:

    Kudos on the vocabulary Daniel Webster! Now let’s bang!

  13. Aus Says:

    If she’s a workaholic how has she got time for grindr???

  14. Westventure Says:

    I don’t think he’s a douche at all. His sense of humor may not be to everyone’s liking but that doesn’t make him a douchebag.

  15. BubbasBack Says:

    Awww, all that work at the gym, all the plucking of eyebrows, all the memberships in online sex rooms and chat rooms and apps, and STILL lonely, aging by the day and becoming more of a douche with each stupid comment. I don’t see a good future for him. Burp.

  16. SeattleMo Says:

    “Sesquipedalian isn’t a noun. It’s exclusively an adjective.”

    Indeed. He offered no sentences. He must be compensating for the lack of something.

  17. Mikie Says:

    really! is that in english?

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