Douche Defined

For those who have argued about what is a douche? This is it, eyebrows and all.

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Tags: arrogant, cocky, definition of douche, douche, megadouche, supermegadouche
Posted in douchebags | Comments (11)

11 Responses to “Douche Defined”

1. Jason Says:
   July 23rd, 2011 at 12:21 pm

   Cute face but the eyebrows just ruin everything! Too feminine!
2. Rich Says:
   July 24th, 2011 at 10:29 am

   Keep your egos at home. I know what I look like. Is he not saying that he’s VERY good looking, thus being egotistical?
   PS not good looking.
   PSS not white. Mix yes. White no.
   PSSS never trust anyone wearing a hat in an online profile pic.
3. summer Says:
   July 24th, 2011 at 11:33 am

   @Rich why shouldn’t we trust guys with hats?
4. andy Says:
   July 24th, 2011 at 1:15 pm

   Id like to see this blogger’s grindr profile. This guy seems laid back and nice. Who cares about his eyebrows? Ur such a hypocrite. U whine like a little bitch when guys don’t like asians (and clearly u r asian urself) and call them superficial and then nitpick over eyebrows.
5. Matt Says:
   July 24th, 2011 at 1:57 pm

   I talked briefly with this kid. He was way too into himself. And not very intelligent
6. Ray Says:
   July 24th, 2011 at 8:22 pm

   ha! i submitted this one
7. Frankie O Says:
   July 25th, 2011 at 3:10 am

   yes – he clearly knows what he looks like – and with those eyebrows he must have decided on Disney witch
8. readycarlos Says:
   July 26th, 2011 at 4:48 pm

   OMG! Frankie O. pegged it! LOL! Somebody take Maleficent Cuban dancing before she turns into a dragon! LOL!
9. Pup Ajax Says:
   August 1st, 2011 at 3:53 pm

   I know what I look like too! Mirrors are amazing inventions!
10. Johnny Says:
    August 15th, 2011 at 11:52 am

    It seems, as Matt’s comment says, he can only speak briefly. I’ve talked, and I use that word very loosely, with him and in his few one and two word, non-punctuated replies it was quite obvious he is completely full of himself. I won’t even start on his absolute lack of polite, common courtesy and manners as I lack the necessary ream of paper.
11. Seph Says:
    September 24th, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    Verizon…no bars…can’t hear you now.