Doublemegadouche

If I have no brains, how do I know I have no brains or social status?

Tags: arrogant, douche, elitist, megadouche, vapid
Posted in douchebags | Comments (19)

19 Responses to “Doublemegadouche”

1. Joel Kim Says:
   July 20th, 2011 at 5:07 pm

   Is “networking” ever used on Grindr as anything but a euphemism? Honestly.
2. Robert Chandler Says:
   July 20th, 2011 at 6:17 pm

   For someone with brains, his punctuation and capitalization is pretty lacking!
3. Chris Says:
   July 21st, 2011 at 3:56 am

   He’s asian, shouldn’t he take want he can get?
4. Chris Says:
   July 21st, 2011 at 3:57 am

   What*
5. Kenny Loo Says:
   July 21st, 2011 at 8:20 am

   what singaporean with class still live there at 25 ?
   our parent sent us out b4 the military sevice, only lower class guy like u rot in dingy government housing like the one in your pic. Eww..working class doucebag
6. Rich Says:
   July 21st, 2011 at 10:39 am

   That’s kinda douche like to the guy above who made the racist comment about him being Asian.
7. Dr Lulzington Says:
   July 21st, 2011 at 2:56 pm

   It would be fun to respond to him like so:

   “Hello there. I’m a handsome, intelligent, kind, educated, well-cultured individual who happens to be insatiably attracted to medium-sized, smooth, 25-year-old Asian men. I have an MBA from Harvard, a stable, high-paying executive position, and homes all over the world. I am looking for a man just like you to share my life with. Unfortunately, I’m new to Singapore and can’t get you into the good parties, so based on your preferences I guess you’re fucked. I’ll keep looking. Thanks anyway.”
8. chuchu Says:
   July 21st, 2011 at 10:37 pm

   everyone wants whitey
9. BrandonJD Says:
   July 21st, 2011 at 10:43 pm

   Why does it seem like the people who always talk about wanting someone with “class” or saying that they have “class, are the FARTHEST from actually being classy.

   If you are classy, you are. You don’t go around having to demand it, or declare it. Having to constantly declare it shows you are lacking because it would be apparent to people, Mr. Shirtless Bathroom Shot.
10. CAZ Says:
    July 22nd, 2011 at 12:48 am

    Being classist is pretty douchebaggy, Kenny. Just an FYI.
11. fukinay Says:
    July 22nd, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    @ Chris – No he shouldn’t take anything he can get because he’s Asian. In fact, even an idiot like you shouldn’t take anything you can get.
12. fukinay Says:
    July 22nd, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    Btw, who ever says they like stupid people or people with no class?
13. Bubbelah Says:
    July 23rd, 2011 at 12:33 am

    He used the word “implore”. Who the eff uses that word in phone hook-up apps?!? Imagine reading his description with Darth Vader’s voice. It’s a lot funnier.
14. Mbot Says:
    July 24th, 2011 at 10:59 am

    The irony of his “preference” is that it weeds out NO ONE. Stupid people never think they’re stupid. People with no class still think they are classy. Take @Chris for example. He apparently thinks he made a witty comment, when in fact, he’s stupid.
15. Tone Says:
    August 1st, 2011 at 9:28 am

    Klassy!
16. Pup Ajax Says:
    August 1st, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    Arrogance is sooooooooo appealing!
17. Nekbbew Says:
    August 9th, 2011 at 11:05 am

    I admit I have more fun reading these douch-y profiles. But I still do not get the racist crap both on Grindr and from the comments here. I guess there is no end to the levels most people sink to. I am still smirking on the class issue. I would say true class is gone. I am always disappointed by guys wearing flip-flops to the Theatre. But wait, is that being “douche-Bag” even being aware? LOL. I guess it a no winner for everyone. FYI, I think (some) Asian Guys are hot. B.D Wong is cute and he is a tiny bit older!
18. Ricky Lopez Says:
    August 9th, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    I love a hot asian dude. He’s too ugly to be that bitchy.
19. Pinoy35 Says:
    September 19th, 2011 at 2:54 am

    hes not even that cute Asian dude, hes has to used the word implore, are you serious???, geez you maybe smart, but he has no social skills!