Mutual Douche


I am the beginning and the end; The douche and the bag.


Dis-Ease Douche

Oh but what you are missing, my darling, is that you are infected with the worst disease of all: ASSHOLISM.

High Douche

Now, girlFREYND, I can see where you'd need LOTS of drugs in order for you to feel adequately cool, but you're better off without them. You're a hot meece.

Don’t be a gay just be a douche.

Don't be gay when you goatse my hole.

Loves Life + Specific Races Only Douche

Peace, Love, Racism... dude!

Prince Cuntface

Get over yourself, girl. Princes generally don't look like Sarah Jessica Parker's identical cousin.

Not Not a Douchebag

Really? Well your BMI would indicate otherwise.

The Devil in Miss Douche

oh, please just go to hell yourself, asshole!

Princess Lady

Technically not a douche, but too weird to not share with the world.

All your douchebag needs from the profiles of Grindr. Tumblr censors. Long live the public web.